Uncle Gene Could Have Said That....

Last week Aunt Pearl and Uncle Gene were lying in

 bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"

when Uncle Gene turned to Aunt Pearl and said, 

"Pearl, you want to have sex tonight?" 

"No, Gene, I do not not," Aunt Pearl replied.

"Well, Pearl," Uncle Gene said, looking at her out of 

the corner of his eye, "is that your final answer?"

Aunt Pearl said, "Yes, Gene, that's my final answer!"

"Well then, Pearl,

would you mind if I phone a 

friend?"

and 

that's why Uncle Gene was sleeping on the couch!1 

 1. adapted from a story posted on https://www.facebook.com/passiontab